HENPECKED HENRY

Didn’t care that it was risky.
I was feelin' purty frisky,
so I stopped by Joe’s for whisky…
       that I did!

It was risky cuz’ she told me
that she’d never more enfold me…
and I knew at least she’d scold me
     if I did.

Joe's Saloon is alway swingin'
and there's always cowboys singin'
and t'night I feel lke flingin'
like a kid.

Like I did befoe I met her-
before she taught me better,
and like a sheep, I let her-
God forbid!!

All my cowboy crowd, I'll see there-
and there’ll be a lot of glee there;
so tonight I’m gonna be there
with them pokes.

It’s not as if I’d shaft her.
It’s just that I like laughter;
and at Joe’s, they rock the rafter
        with their jokes.

T'night I'm feeling plucky;
and I'm thinkin' that I'm lucky-
though my ding dong danged ol' ducky's
gonna choke.

Let her choke I am a thinkin'.
Gonna end up good 'n stinkin'.
Glonna spend the night a drinkin'
with them folk.

I’ll end up purty stinkin’
and I’ll pay fer it, I’m thinkin’;
but t’ night I’ll spend a drinkin’
         with them folk.

Come t’morrow she'll be leavin'.…
but y' know what I'll be grievin'?
With the price a' drinks believe me-
I'll be broke!!!

FILL HER UP, BARTENDER!!

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